Thursday, July 1, 2010

Myself in an infomercial.

I’m here to present to you a wonderful opportunity! 
Today, we have for sale a wonderful item. A woman named Jennifer. She’s a hard worker, fast learner, organized, provides top-notch customer service, and is ready to work for you!
If you act today, you can secure her position with your company, and she will work hard for you for as long as she can! She prefers a job that she can make a career out of. 
Jennifer comes with an easy payment plan. Call now, and make your offer. She prefers hourly pay, but will take salary for the right position.
But wait! 
If you act now, we’ll throw in an average typing speed of 70wpm!  And a 10key by touch speed of 11,000kph!!! Incredible! 
Act now! Time is running out!

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